allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

(via coffee-in-europe)

do you ever have dreams about giving people the middle finger because that’s the motif running through these past few days’ dreams…

Woke up from a dream where my brother texted me “do you never hit towards the right when playin baseball?” And me saying “mark-o-roni” on repeat.